Tuesday, May 26, 2015

What Is That For?

J got very enthusiastic about these sticks
she says we could start to practice slalom
huh?
 i don't know but sometimes i wonder about her ...
does she really think i am going to run between those sticks?!
:-O


J prinesla tyhle kulky a byla hrozne nadsena
pry ze budeme trenovat slalom
coze?
ja nevim, ale obcas se o ni trochu obavam ...
to si jako mysli, ze budu behat mezi temahle hulkama?!
:-O


I've Got a Medal!

yesterday i have got a medal!
for cooperating while ear hair removal
i do not look that happy on this picture
but i promise i was a good boy!
J was so happy and i have got my fav treat as well
(which was much more appreciated then the medal ...)

vcera jsem dostal medaily
za spolupraci pri cisteni ousek!
na obrazku se neusmivam
ale slibuju, ze jsem byl hodny
J byla tak rada!
a take jsem dostal svuj oblibeny piskutek!
(coz bylo daleko lepsi nez nejaka medaile ...)



My Friend

this is Junior, my friend
he lives next door
it is just pity that he does not come out so often
but i love him 
and every time i pass by his door
i stop to say hi!

to je Junior, muj kamarad
zije hned vedle nas
jenom je skoda, ze nechodi moc ven
jinak bysme spolu mohli behat
ja ho mam rad
a pokazde, kdyz jdu okolo
tak se zastavim, abych ho pozdravil!



Thursday, May 21, 2015

No Pictures Please!

no i will not look at the camera!
ne, ja se nechci fotit!




i already said that i will not look at the camera!
uz jsem to rikal, ze se nechci fotit!


The Tootheless (Almost) Me

i started to loose my puppy teeth 
16 weeks old (click enlarge for better view)

zacali mi vypadavat prvni zoubky
16 tydnu ( kliknete na obrazek pro zvetseni)


Laundry Basket Analysis

to me everything is interesting and laundry basket can be a great place to analyze!

me zajima uplne vsechno a kos na pradlo se musi dobre prozkoumat!




Shopping

today i went to shop with my pack
you see i saw them leaving and i really did not want to be back home by myself
so i did my cutest eyes ever (i can do that pretty well!) and J said 'ok you are coming with us'

dneska jsem sel na nakup s moji smeckou
videl jsem je jak se pripravuji jit ven a protoze jsem nechtel byt doma sam, tak jsem delal 'oci', proste jsem se snazil vypadat neodolne a zabralo to, J rekla, ze pojedu s nima



little did i know it was going to be so boooooring!
i had no choice but to sleep ...

jenze to jsem netusil, ze to bude takova hrozna nuda!
tak jsem radeji hodil slofika ...

Fighting With My Den

my den is so much fun to play with especially if i do not use it to sleep in 
(i sleep with J ... shhhh)

s moji jeskynkou se da krasne bojovat, stejne ji na spani nepouzivam
(spim s J ... shhhhh)

video

Thursday, May 14, 2015

My Chair

this is going to be MY chair once i can jump up and down
i have been always trying to sleep here
finally J got it and she helped me up there

hned jak budu umet sam vyskocit a seskocit, tak tohle bude moje kresilko
porad jsem ho chodil okukovat az to konecne J pochopila a vyndala me na nej



a perfect place to sleep in
perfektni mistecko na spani


i love it here
tady se mi to libi


Have You Seen This Dog?

wanted this thief of caps ...
hleda se zlodej ksiltovek ...

:-)



Monday, May 11, 2015

Dirty But Happy

what? dirty? me? 
coze? ze jsem zase spinavy?



dirty maybe but happy too
mozna spinavy, ale spokojeny

no i will not show myself 
ne neukazu se





Sunday, May 10, 2015

White And Fluffy Again

i got dirty again so J said it was time for a bath ...
zacinal jsem byt docela spinavy a J rekla, ze je cas na dalsi myti ...


and here is the result, me all white and fluffy again
a tady je vysledek, ja cely bily and nacechrany


and just if you wonder ... yes i got my treat after :-)
a kdybyste nahodou chteli vedet tak jsem hned po myti dostal svuj oblibeny piskutek :-)


ps: the great thing is that J cannot stop sniffing me, she says I smell like heaven :-)
ps: J ke me porad cmucha a rika, ze vonim jak nebesa :-)

Saturday, May 9, 2015

Helpful Dog

i am not just fun to be around i am also a helpful dog
so naturally i have to help with the groceries!
something like quality control ;-)

jsem mily a zabavny pejsek, ale to neni vsechno!
jsem take velky pomocnik!
a kdyz se prinese nakup, tak musim zkontrolovat kvalitu ;-)




Thursday, May 7, 2015

Dirty? Me? Nooooo!

dirty? me? nooooooo!
and no i do not want to get dried out!


ja ze jsem spinavy? neeeeee!
a ne nechci se ususit!


Yoga Versus Chewing a Bone


some like to use the mat to do yoga, like J
some like to use it to chew on a bone, like me :-)

nekteri radi pouzivaji podlozku na cviceni jogy, jako J
nekteri radi pouzivaji podlozku, kde se dobre kouse kosticka, jako ja :-)



Playing Is Fun!

hrani je prima!





Tuesday, May 5, 2015

My Neighbors

the other day i went to check my neighbors ...
tuhle jsem se sel podivat na moje sousedy ...


i wonder what are they eating
zajimalo by me na cem si pochutnavaji

why can i not to go there?
proc k nim nemuzu jit?



Sunday, May 3, 2015

Flying Disc

today i managed to take my two legged brother's flying disc
what fun!

dneska se mi podarilo vzit letajici talir meho dvounoheho brasky
to byla legrace!


catch me if you can!
i will not give it back!

chyt me, jestli muzes!
ja to nevratim!

can i have it back?
muzete mi to vratit?

Warning to all Cotons de Tulear






my friends if you ever see that your human pack is looking up in this book and at this pictures beware and run and hide. because surely enough they will want to pull your hair out of the inside of your ears! yes, it is even worse then what it sounds. no it does not hurt at all. here are few tips how you can try to avoid this horrible experience
- struggle and wriggle
- move your head from side to side as fast as you can - very important
- snap at their hands
if none of these help try the following
- scream, scream so loud that their blood will freeze in their veins
if this does not help then there is only one last thing to do
- surrender
if you stay still and quiet it does not take much time actually and as i said it does not hurt
good luck!



VAROVANI pro vsechny me pratele bavlnacky

kdybyste nekdy uvideli vasi lidskou smecku jak se diva do vyse uvedene knihy, tak utikejte. rychle se schovejte. vubec nevahejte a nevylezejte dokud to jen jde. protoze jestli jen na chvilku zavahate, tak vas vase milujici smecka odchytne a bude vam analyzovat ouska, a horsi vec je, ze s velkou pravdepodobnosti vam z tech ousek bude vyrthavat chlupy! ano slysite me dobre. ne neboli to, ale takove ponizeni, no uznejte. pripravil jsem pro vas navod jak se takove situaci vyhnout.
- hrabte se, hybejte se, krutte se jak jen to jde
- hazejte hlavou ze strany na stranu, to je velmi dulezite!
- ohanejte se zoubkama po jejich rukach
pokud ani jedno z vyse uvedenych nepomuze, tak vyzkousejte toto
- kricte, kricte z plnych plic, tak, ze jim ztuhne krev v zilach (to trochu funguje, alespon to tuhnuti te krve v tech zilach)
no a pokud ani tohle nepomuze, tak mate posledni moznost
- vzdejte to, zustante v klidu a cekejte, ono to zase tak dlouho netrva a jak uz jsem zminil, tak to neboli

hodne stesti!

Friday, May 1, 2015

Where I Hide

this is my den where i hide when i do not want to do something
(or when i come back home from a walk but i cannot tell you why i do it because i want J to figure it out for herself ;-)

tohle je moje jeskynka kam se schovavam, kdyz nechci neco delat
(nebo kdyz se vratime z prochazky, ale nereknu vam proc se tam schovavam hned po navratu, chci, aby na to J prisla sama ;-)


It Is Good To Have a Lap To Rest On

and i know that J does enjoy it too :-)

je dobre mit klin kam slozit hlavinku a ja vim, ze J si to taky uziva :-)