MONTIK'S ADVENTURES: My First Bath

today i had my first bath. well, first one in my new pack. i did not feel like having one just today so i decided to make it bit complicated for J. first i tried to climb out from the bathtub. unfortunately it was sliding too much and i still cannot really jump up high especially not all wet and soapy. but the worse was to come yet. after the bath J said i h.a.v.e. to be hairblow dried. nonsense! she kept saying that i have a hair that needs special grooming attention and hairblow drying is part of it. i was decided not to let that to happen. i fought with all my power. i bit. i was moving as much as i could. i even tried to choke! that worked at first as J thought i am really choking but she figured out it was just a trick i played on her and so she continued stubbornly to hairblow dry me. it was practicaly by the end of the whole process that i gave up. when it was all over i got lots of kisses and a treat. that part i liked.

dneska jsem se poprve koupal. tedy poprve co jsem v moji nove smecce. jenze zrovna dneska jsem tedy na koupani nemel vubec naladu! tak jsem se rozhodl, ze se jen tak nedam. nejdriv jsem chtel vylezt z vany mokry a namydleny, ale klouzalo mi to a takhle vysoko zatim skakat neumim. po koupani prislo jeste neco horsiho - FEN. fuj. J mi tvrdila, ze se musim vyfenovat, protoze mam nejakou extra srst a musime o ni dobre pecovat. takovy nesmysly. tak jsem se rozhodl branit.

nejdriv jsem se vsemozne a vehemetne hrabal a kroutil. pak jsem kousal. pak jsem ze zoufalstvi predstiral, ze se dusim. nejdriv to zabralo. J vypnula tu hruzu a zkoumala me. tak jsem kuckal a kuckal, abych ji dokazal, ze me to fenovani docista zabije. ale prokoukla me. doslo ji, ze figluju a zase tu hruzu zapnula.az tesne pred koncem jsem to vzdal. kdyz bylo po vsem tak jsem dostal hodne pusinek a muj oblibeny piskutek.